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A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "Wow, just look at our cars! There nothing left but fortunately we are unhurt.
This must be a sign that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
The man replied," I agree with you completely. This must be a sign!
The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished, but this bottle of wine didn't break! Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."
The she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle, and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks "Aren't you having any?"
The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police."
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| Rules for the dog |
1. The dog is not allowed in the house. |
2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms. |
3. Okay, fine, the dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture. |
4. The dog can get on the old furniture only. |
5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed. |
6. Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation. |
7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers. |
8. The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only! |
9. The dog can sleep under the covers every night. |
10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog. |
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